no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it 

lapocketrocket:

novakian:

• you’re allowed to contradict yourself
• you’re allowed to seek attention for approval
• you’re allowed to complain about something that’s bothering you
• you’re allowed to express negative opinions
• you’re allowed to be an ass sometimes
• you’re allowed to talk about yourself
• you’re allowed to fuck up
• you’re allowed to be insecure

cozely:

I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once 

suicidal4barbie:

I swear when a girl has perfect makeup it’s like she has all her shit together.

profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.